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A small town near Springfield, Stoutland, Conway etc. Filled with a bunch of meth heads, and fake people. Don’t get close with anyone in Lebanon because they will most likely stab you in the back or lie to you.
Gosh I hate Lebanon Missouri there is so many fakes and meth heads here!
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A blue collar town on the southern edge of St. Louis county. You can find Arnold by driving 55 south until you see the big mint green water tower, the likes of which I have only seen in Boliver, Mo, however theirs is powder blue. If you do see Arnold, it is likely that you are on your way somewhere else. Beware of the photo inforced intersections and do check out the new Hobby Lobby.
There are many parallels between Arnold, Missouri and Granite City, Illinois such as: Everyone in sourrounding areas considers themselves superior to Arnold, often making it the butt of classist jokes. The high school has the exact same school colors and Mascott. People are reconed to have fancy pickup trucks and fly the stars and bars, but not quite as much as in unincorporated Jefferson county. And the favored shopping mecca of both cities, Wal to the Mart. Only Arnold is just in the process of building their Super Center and Granite has had theirs.
Having lived both places, Arnold is on the way to somewhere and many people pass through it and business and expantion are on an upswing. Granite, on the other hand is somewhere that most people try to avoid. There is no downtown area in Arnold and there is a trailer court across from the high school, whereas Granite has a beautiful 30+ year old strip mall.
Arnold is also much, much cleaner than Granite. Annual flooding of the banks of the Marimac tends to spruce things up a little each spring.
People from just about everywhere say, OH..and change the subject upon discovering that you are from either place, but for the most part the people who live in these towns are pretty are nice. Unless you sit and tell them about how awful the place is that they live and then they may understandably express frustration and offence.
Hey, I'm going to LA over spring break...haha...lower Arnold, Missouri.
or
I'm going to UCLA...upper corner lower Arnold...haha
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The acted of producing a whiskey shit on a woman's chest while titty fucking her.
After consuming a large amount of whiskey, Jethro took the local bar fly home. Without warning "Hello!!!" the Missouri Mudslide. Realizing what had just happened he quietly and cautiously made his way to the bathroom, cleaned himself, and walked out the door without saying a word.
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To blow your load and shoot it across the room and make it hit your partner, preferably in their eye.
Dude, I totally just launched a Missouri Rocket into her eye!
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lebanon is a city in missouri that has a very large amount of drug bust for meth. most of the people here like to jump people instead fight one on one. i live here i know what it is like in the city but out side it is nice with lots of rivers
i hate living in lebanon missouri.... ( later that day) this is so much fun i love the river!
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Where friendships go to die.
"Are you guys going to keep in touch?"
"No man they're moving to Springfield, Missouri"
"Oh"
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According to the 2010 national census Springfield, Missouri is a town with a population of 159,498 which makes it a relatively larger town in south west Missouri which is an area of the state that is predominantly dotted by towns with populations less than 10,000.
Anyone who lives in Springfield can tell you that many of the residents lack two brain cells to rub together. Springfield has been considered one of the worst places to raise a family due to it's unusual high crime rate for a town of it's size.
Typical residents of Springfield are ill tempered, narrow minded and defiantly judgmental of those who don't fit their skewed perception of "normal" which is a bearded redneck the shoots a gun and thumps a bible and has a domineering over weight girl friend that bosses him around.
There has been a long time feud between the lower class, thuggish north side residents and the snobbish, upper class south side residents. Although the south side has less crime and has far better public schools with students that out achieve most of the north side students academically it still seems ridiculous to ethnically divide a town that takes less than 30 minutes to drive from one end of town to the other.
Person 1: Have you met that guy who just moved in from another state?
Person 2: Yes, he seems pretty dumb.
Person 1: He told me he's from Springfield, Missouri.
Person 2: That would explain it.
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