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Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

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cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 9, 2014

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Mongrel animation

A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.

Western cartoons that are inspired by Japanese Anime is considered mongrel animation.

by SLM099 June 18, 2024


Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006


Mongrelating

being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up

'what are you up to you filthy human?’

'im just mongrelating...’

‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.

by keith-gary December 20, 2010


Cock Mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

“Do you see that girl over there? She’s a real cock mongrel!”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”

by Resident rump May 17, 2023


Cock mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel

by Resident rump May 17, 2023