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When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
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it is a total bitch who sucks dick
sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off
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A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.
Western cartoons that are inspired by Japanese Anime is considered mongrel animation.
An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
“Do you see that girl over there? She’s a real cock mongrel!”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”