An event that took place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people gathered at Mont Royal metro station and from there took the metro, as the name implies, pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon, or a similar event, don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.
Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.
man Montreal is so chill and funny at the same time its crazy
Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved
“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan
A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.
Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.
Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge
I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.
When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.