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Ejaculating in a woman with her ass and the air and sliding the cum down between her cheeks with your dick.
I gave her a Montreal waterslide while she was leaning over the chair.
So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it
Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians
When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.
man Montreal is so chill and funny at the same time its crazy
Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved
“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan
referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)
*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo
habs losing (more then 10 games straight)
another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck