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A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
anything possible. a feeling, a person, an expression. LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
mostly used when you are trying to say "mood" but it's much stronger than just a mood
"wow what a moof"
"OMG did you see her post? It's such a fucking moof!!"
A portmanteau of “mood” and “oof”, usually used when something a person has said is so relatable, you literally fucking die.
Person 1: I constantly crave love and affection
Person 2: MOOF
fighting an uphill battle, a war cry, best spoken by fat ginger people when they need you to move (moof) out of the way.
(P1 stood on elevated ground that P2 desires to be on) P1 '' pass the stick'' P2 ''moof im trying to get up.''
When you are too lazy to type mega oof
Person 1: 'My mum just died'
Person 2: 'Moof'