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When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.
Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate
1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.
2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.
1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”
2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”
Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.
Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction
mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well
one day jack....the signs are there
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A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.
"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"
"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"
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when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth
He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake
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What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything.
"Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn't eat anything, now I've got the gut."
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