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a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase
A Pokemon Strategist. When Battled using his Rain Dedicated Team. You're pretty much Fucked. Mega Swampert is not to be reckoned with.
This Noob is dead. I am a Mower after all
She/be is a woman who has very little interest in depth and compassion all she/he wants is to be cool. Her/his IQ is obviously very low if she can only care about social status when there is so much more to life.
P1:Let's go be friends with Mower.
P2: no they shallow don't do that.
A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.
“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.
When a girl has such a large bush that you have to push it out of the way to go down on her.
Jenny keeps it au natural so I had to push mower her to get it started
a ride on lawn tractor mounted on it are two GAU-8 avenger rotatry guns that are built by a washing machine company, firing 7800 armor pericing rounds into whatever is unlucky enough to be in front of you
person 1 what is that
person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"