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A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.
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this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
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A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?
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A haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. The boys in Boise call it this... We call it a Mullet; Hockey Hair in Minnesota.
Jeremy must have been in a coma for 18 years... Check out the Montana Mudflap on his melon!
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When eating out someone's asshole and they shit
Dude, I was eating out Emily's ass last night and she gave me a Mississippi mudflap
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Your partner must have explosive diarrhea You anally penetrate your partner of choice with the stock of an Ak-47, and they begin uncontrollably shitting all over the firearm. You then penetrate the barrel of the firearm and use your testicles as a mudflap to control the explosive shit. Once done, you remove the firearm and use the cum and shit covered rounds to protect the motherland.
"Why is rifle covered in cum and shit comrade?"
"I gave the wife the good ol' Soviet Mudflap last night blayt."
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A bitch that talks shit and grabs your neck tie.
Meghan, if you dont let go of my tie i'm going to turn you into one of those mudflaps on the limo. then you'll be mudflap meghan.
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