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Someone who can be riden, or be forced to carry heavy objects for no pay or gratitude.
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a four peice southern jam band that will blow your fnn socks off...warren haynes, matt abts, danny louis, and andy hess...warren haynes also plays in the allman brothers band
i went and saw gov't mule last night and my face is still at the coliseum
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It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.
I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.
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Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.
Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.
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an unusually large turd
5 minutes after eating the lamb curry, I knew I'd be dropping a power mule.
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An essential element in southern US fiction writing. No good southern fiction is complete without a dead mule. Academics and every day readers acknowledge this literary truth. The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature demonstrates on this premise and features stories with dead mules as elements as well as other fiction, poetry, and essays.
"No good Southern fiction is complete without a dead mule." -- www.deadmule.com
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The most ultimate and rowdy cock butter pickle slap in all the galaxy.
"Last night I gave that chic the mule hammer!!"
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