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when white boy be all at the disco
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
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A person who never brings any joy.
Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.
The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.
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To have a large penis and big balls.
"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"
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A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.
If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.
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The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:
1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola
and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.
"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"
Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.
1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.
2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.
Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.
she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.
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