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Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015


meeting muse

In a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. The speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. Causes include:

- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.

The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.

Travis: "GAWD I hate going to Slate's meetings."

Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"

Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."

by shelmac April 21, 2009

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cost of the muse

From Kaufman's (2003) study that showed that poets are more likely to die young than any other kind of writer, regardless of culture or gender.

The cost of the muse takes its toll on poets everywhere.

by magenta1 June 3, 2004

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Muse Dash

a slang term for gay sex

I heard those two played Muse Dash last night

by syrebi May 7, 2022

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Kofa Muse

There’s is only one Kofa Muse

Any one with this name is athletic, handsome, charming, personable a go getter , funny, has a nice smile and more odds then not a big dick.

Men should be like Kofa muse

Ladies should like Kofa Muse

Kofa muse is a 100% book smart and 100% street smart

He’s good and hood and slang good wood

by Kris Jenner November 23, 2021


Muse Effect

When the bass guitarist is cooler than the main singer (usually acoustic guitarist). In Muse's case: Chris Wolstenholme is cooler than Matt Bellamy.

"Damn that band has the Muse Effect going on!"

by ThatGuyRetr0 October 28, 2019


Muse Fountain

Commonly used by writers on role-playing forums, a "muse fountain" is a slang term for your inspiration for certain plots and characters, or perhaps your muse as a whole. A dry muse fountain, therefore, implies that you have ran out of inspiration for whatever you are referring to.

Example 1: Ugh. All the stuff that I'm dealing with has totally dried up my muse fountain! I don't think I can finish any more of the book tonight.

Example 2: My muse fountain is overflowing! I haven't had this much inspiration in a while!

by A Lunatic's Lament January 15, 2010

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