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An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.
Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?
It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.
Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.
One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.
Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!
The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.
After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.
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While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.
That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!
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The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!
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A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.
Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?
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