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Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache
John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.
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generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one's friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person's "look".
Jameson: Dude...Steve looks pretty gross these days. I don't think he's washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
Marc: No doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn't helping.
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Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.
I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.
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to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.
when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!
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1.Facial hair beneathe the nose that has acne (pimples) on it.
Casey stormo has a pimpley mustache.
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1. A mustache one must locate.
2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.
// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:
IT'S MARVEL BABY!
EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?
...
OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!
OLD SCHOOL!
SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...
MAG-FUCKING-NETO...
CURLY MUS-TAAASH!
MAKE IT RAAAIN!
FUCK THE KNICKS.
// Match ends.
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The Monday after No Shave November, where you shave all your facial hair except the mustache.
-Dude, are you excited for Mustache Monday?
-Yeah, mine's going to be real nasty
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