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Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.
Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.
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A stank smelling nasty ass not washed for a week vagina
That couch suffin homewreckin ass ho over there has a "musty vagina"
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A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.
John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."
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After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.
Brennan felt the effects of the first musty apple.
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When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.
Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.
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The act of farting directly into a vagina during sex, also known as fuckfarts or a Dutch Pantry.
Aaron gave Josie a Musty Billows.
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When a girl puts on to much makeup to cover up the fact that she is an ugly whore.
That girl has a Musty Face!
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