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shaggy (the stoner), fred (the ladies man), the lesbians (the smart and the femme one) Scooby (the chill dog), scrappydoo (the annoying dog)
one friend: y’all we are for sure the mystery gang bruh
Friend: ahh bro you’re shaggy cause ya a stoner
Other friend: ahhh y’all daphne and Velma cause ya gay
Friend:ahhh y’all annoying af y’all a scrappy doo
other friend: ahhh y’all chill, ya a Scooby
Friend: you a ladies mannnn you fred AF
the best fucking band ever/animations
check em out nerd
Person 1: Do you know any cool bands out there that are kinda funky and have an animated version of the best songs from the band?
Person 2: Oddly specific, but yes! Listen to Mystery skulls!
When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
When a woman is blind folded and a man of every ethnicity ejaculates into her. The ethnicity of the baby is unknown, resulting in a 'Mystery Mix'.
"I can't figure it out, is Deborah Japanese, Korean, Samoan, or...? She must be a mystery mix".
When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I had a terrible mystery shit today
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Quite possibly the hardest, and most certainly the cheapest, boss in all of videogame history.
Making his first appearance in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, he was a mysterious hooded figure who wielded two ethereal blades and had the ability to two shot the player on the lower difficulty settings, and one shot the player on the highest.
His sheer damage output, coupled with his ability to start an attack mid combo due to teleportation, and his ability to literally be anywhere on the battlefield at any point in time, often to the point of being in two places at once, made his fight much harder than was necessary.
Couple this with the ability to create four copies of himself, cast the highest level spells in the game, and one-shot the player at any point and time and the battle became more a matter of "when" you would suffer defeat, as opposed to "if".
His subsequent appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D was a mocking nod to his previous appearance, although not nearly as difficult, if defeated, he would rewind the battle all the way back to the opening camera with half of his health restored and force you to fight him again.
Due to his cheapness, he is definitely the cheapest boss in videogaming history, and ironically, quite possibly the hardest, said irony coming from the fact that the game itself is quite easy, even on the hardest setting.
Gamer A: "I beat the mysterious figure the first try with no damage at level 1!!"
Gamer B: *puts a gun to gamer A's temple* "QUIT LYING FAGGOT! IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS JUST TO BEAT HIM ONCE!!!!"
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Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.
I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.
Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
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