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The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'
Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
Bat Country is known from the 1998 movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which is based on the Book written by Hunter S. Thompson, with the same title of course. They drive through the heat stroke ridden weathered desert with nothing in sight for miles also known as "Bat Country" on their way to Las Vegas strung out on Ether, Acid, and other mucilaginous drugs they had in the trunk.
*Driving down the hot desert roads full speed*
*suddenly the car comes to screeching holt*
Raoul: WE CANT STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! *waving around a fly swatter*
*bat drops down onto dirt road as they pull away*
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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
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Songwriters: Bill Danoff / John Denver / Taffy Nivert Danoff
Take Me Home, Country Roads lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Reservoir Media Management Inc
Guy 1: hey have you heard of the country roads.
Guy 2: *starts singing*
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Cross Country is the hardest sport that anyone can participate in. To run a 5 k is like a short practice for us when everyone in america is fat as shit we runners know we r the coolest ppl around. Think about it wen u run a race u hav to balls right if cross country was easy they would call it football 3rd at states my friends 3rd at states
cross Country Kixs Ass Long live Pedro
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A country endowed with all kinds of natural resources but as a result of bad leadership and enshrined systemic corruption fails to provide basic amenities (electricity, road/rail, water etc.), basic education, basic health care, security, food, job and improved standard of living for her citizens, thereby leading to economic migration of the inhabitants to the discomfort of a foreign country.
Geria is a shithole country, her people live in abject poverty despite having enormous natural resources.
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1. A smart person, usually from a rural area, the south or small town; who deliberately speaks or behaves in a manner that indicates a lack of understanding of the modern world and uses this false impression to gain advantage of urban or cosmopolitan people, i.e. asking for favors, borrowing money, borrowing cars, or even moving in (rent free of course).
2. Person who uses a false impression of naiveté to prevent being taken advantage of by "City Slickers"
1. That Country Dumb girlfriend of his said, "Oh this insurance stuff is all so expensive and complicated! Can ya'll borrow me the five hundred dollar down payment, so's I can get my teeth fixed".
2. Quoted from the movie "Ray"
Ahmet Ertegun: You could have fooled me.
Ray Charles: Well, I gotta keep my eye on you city boys. Back home they call it Country Dumb.
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the purest sport known to man, in which a persons extreme endurance and ability to withstand pain often results in an above average athlete. ofter 'persecuted' by faggot ass sport, namely football and soccer. regularly referred to as gay for wearing short shorts. scientifically proven to be 72349874537499082094875490374758 times more punishing than every other sport combined (+/- 1.5).
i have a larger penis than you because i run cross country
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