Nasal Orgasm

Intense tingling sensation beginning in your nasal cavity that eventually takes over your face to the point of taking your breath away, leaving you gasping.

'I ran out of butter and sauce so the only thing available to lubricate my bacon sandwich was mustard. The first bite was so damn hot it gave me a nasal orgasm.'

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Nasal Herpes.

the disease in which the nostrils of a male are larger than normal, indicating he has had sex up the nose multiple times, contracting herpes in his nose holes. This can only occur in men.

Alan Rickman. His nasal herpes are extremely evident in the scene in Sweeney Todd when he sits in the chair to get shaved.


"Dude, I think I might have nasal herpes. Can you check?"

"Sure. Tilt your head back."

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Nasal Sex

When a woman swallows seamen and chocks and ends up spewing it out her nose

omg last night I was with this great guy and I ended up having :Nasal Sex

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Israeli Nasal Slapper

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

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Northern Nasal Spray

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.

Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.

Peruvian Nasal Fuel

Slang name for Cocaine

You can say no! You don't have to get high, it's cool! But I got flake, blues, mdma and peruvian nasal fuel!

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Post nasal drip

Something that I suffer with all the time every day of my life, and it friggin sucks. Basically your nose sinuses are so stuffed to the point that the snot "drips" down to your throat, and it makes you gag. Not really a big deal if it happens infrequently, but chronic post nasal drip is literally hell.

Me: Hey guys how's it g— *gags loudly on snot*
Them: Woah you okay there dude?
Me: Oh dw it's nothing, just my typical post nasal drip.