Nerf Dick

A half hard/half soft penis

I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.

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nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.

BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense

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Nerf Salad

Enough said

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad

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Nerf-Herder

some body who herds nerf, the space equivalent of space cows! dirty horrid job.

Han Solo

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Nerf Ball

A condom that has been used, and after sex, the bloke leans out of the window, (or aims at a place with people) and chucks it at them. Similar to the normal nerf ball, as in it is weighty at one end, and flys like hell! Appropriate scoring can be made for accuracy and distance of throw.

Bloke 1: "I was making love to my girl, and then when i came, I took it out, leant out the window, and nerf balled the kid in the garden next door!"
Bloke 2: "Awesome! Head Shot?"
Bloke 1: "Of course"
Bloke 2: "Wicked, the full 10 pointer then!"q

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nerf or nothing

a popular catchphrase for the dart gun manufacturer nerf's commercials, the specifically late 2000s.

You here about that kid who brought a Nerf gun to a paintball fight? Nerf or nothing for him, I guess

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Solar Nerf

When a balance team has no clue what they're doing, so they change something fundamental about the way an item or class works instead of something reasonable.

Person 1: "Hey guys Renegade is doing too much damage, how can we fix this?"
Person 2: "Make it so weapon sigils don't proc on legend swap."
Person 1: "Nah man that's a Solar Nerf."