Rural Dictionary

Richard Nixon

A sexual maneuver during which two women stand naked, side by side. A third person sits on the floor at the feet of the two women, facing the same direction as the them. This person extends his arms out and slightly up, with two fingers in each of the two girls' vaginas. This looks very similar to the "peace" sign Richard Nixon did upon boarding a plane in a that famous video clip.

"Well, we went skinny dipping, and after Amy and Cassie were standing beside the pool getting ready to dry off, I sat down and gave them a Richard Nixon! They loved it."

by Jim D. from PSU October 20, 2006

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Chocolate Nixon

A Chocolate Nixon is when someone spreads Nutella ( A delicious chocolate breakfast spread sort of like peanut butter ) on their asshole and then has someone motorboat their ass. It's called a Chocolate Nixon because of the chocolate from the Nutella as well as the poop that may be in the ass still and because when someone does a Richard Nixon impression they shake their head violently from left to right and look like they're motorboating someone.

Nick: Man, I had a crazy night last night.
Chris: What happened?
Nick: Vikki got hammered on Jager last night again so I decided to spread Nutella on my ass and see if she'd give me a chocolate Nixon...
Chris: So did she?
Nick: I was president for a night =D

by Chocolatenix May 29, 2011

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Richard Nixon

Best president ever. Sure he had the watergate scandal but think about it, he did what EVERY president does, except he got caught. The best always get caught. But he was smart, he kept his name clean by resigning instead of being impeached.

To know what Richard Nixon did just check the items in your home...who do you have to thank for all those things made in China...definately NOT Bush!!!

by psycolizard February 11, 2006

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