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Used to make white people shut the fuck up.
White kid: I'm gonna steal your pencil
black kid: is it because I'm black?
Whiten kid: oh... um..
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The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.
1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.
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Largely popular term with liberals who need a scapegoat to blame things on when their sole fixation on rhetoric and ideology (and therefore, inability to solve problems) is exposed to be ineffective and completely out of touch with reality
any Obama quote ever spoken, Because, George Bush.
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A friend who will come to you and mention the plans of an activity they are putting together with other friends, with no intention of actually including you just so they can say they included you in some form and feel like a better friend than they actually are.
Jason: Hey Matt, do you want to come to this party that Jess and some other people are putting together?
Matt: Oh really? Sure! I'd love to go!
Jason: Oh, well wait a minute. I don't think we're gonna have room in the van for you. Maybe next time.
Matt: You're such a Just Because Friend...
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because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.
I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!
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is it because i'm black? either that or it's because your a fag
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The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.
Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:
Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”
Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”
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