courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

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Four Flushing

A person so full of shit, they must flush the toilet 4 times in order to empty the filled bowl.

In all actuality, the term comes from Poker players who would bluff a high stakes pot with a 4 card flush, instead of the true 5 card flush.

I was four flushing you Jack, now let's see your hand...ahh 3 kings, too bad!!

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Flush Gordon

Someone who flushes multiple times when taking a dump.

Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

Flushed emoji

😳

This emoji, which usually tends to express being excited in odd way, ashamed, suprised, horny etc

Its popularity increased with "when imposter is sus!" meme

-Wanna kiss?
-ummm... 😳
-pffffff the reaction whaaaat?
-its the flushed emoji, one of my favs 😳

won't flush

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.

Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.

ass flush

A real douche face

That guy is a total ass flush.