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A list of people who have broken a rule or a regulation, disrespected an authority figure, or otherwise screwed up. If there is a job that needs doing but nobody else wants to do (i.e. a "shit job"), it is first given to the people on the shit list as a form of unofficial punishment.
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
Corporal: Sergeant! The latrine has backed up and there's shit all over the floor!
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
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Honeydew List, Honey-do List or Honey-due List. Its the list of stuff you have to do because you happen to be someone's "Honey". All the crap you could not care less about but have to do anyways because you want to go skydiving on the weekend
"Honey do this, Honey do that" creating the Honeydue List (Where This and That are other words for yard work, fix the sink, paint the fence, take out the trash and all the other crap you don't care about.)
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A list of individuals in bad standing with a prison gang. Synonymous with Bad News List or Hard Candy List.
Cornfed: That muthafucka Bubba dropped out, owes major G's, and was tellin'! His punk ass is on the No Good List!
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a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
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a list containing people/things you hate that if you were given the opportunity,you would like to stab(shank) them
I hate Billy!I'm adding him to my shank list!
A never ending list or plan of things someone wants to do at some point.
Can also be used to express that something will never happen.
When are you finally going to do this ? Well it's on BK's list, so after that .
The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.
I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.