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Not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack.
Wife: "How did you enjoy that massage, sweetheart?"
Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."
Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"
Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"
Also known as directioners
Also known as one direction fans
Also known as one of the deadliest fandoms. Ever.
We tend to crave one direction all day err day.
Our name was given to us by the beautiful Niall Horan, that Irish cutie in One Direction. He even has a shirt with the phrase in it because he loves us.
Abbreviation of crazy motherf***ers cuz that's just what we are
**may be found on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, & other social networks one can waste time on
Ex 1:
*at a 1d concert*
Niall: I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY MOFOS OUT DER
CRAZY MOFOS: OMG HE LOVES US I BROUGHT YOU NANDOS MY LOVE SHOULD I THROW IT TO YOU ONSTAGE OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?
Ex 2:
Person 1: Imma crazy mofo
Person 2: prove it
Person 1: I'LL FREAKING PROVE IT TO YOUR MOM! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO FREAKING MUCH COME AT ME BRO! I CAN SAY THEIR BIRTH DATE, BIRTH PLACE, X-FACTOR NUMBER, WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT THEY FREAKING ATE FOR BREAKFAST!
Ex 3:
*on twitter- or in Harry's voice "twittah"*
@Louis_Tomlinson: Hiii
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson GET IN ME
@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson @iwantziamsd aghhh u crazy mofo :)
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial EXCUSE ME AS I GO DIE THANK U NIALLER FOR REPLYING I LUV U BOTH MORE THAN DONUTS
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A guy who takes names and kick ass, hunts down the bad guys and arrests them. He likes MMA, Star Wars, Blow jobs and Midgets. Easly ecitiable and can be mean when hungry.
Rides motorcycles and loves Seaturtle. Can be OCD about laundry and cleaning.
Did you see that hot Canadian Scrappy Mofo? I sure would like to take him home and Poke him real good.
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A new name for Directioners.
When One Direction memeber, Niall Horan, tweeted about fans calling them "mofos." Many of the fans acted quickly, especially on tumblr. They decided that would call themselves Niall's mofos instead of Directioners.
Girl 1: OMG I'm a Directioner for life
Girl 2: Shut up, if you really were, you'd be calling yourself Niall's mofo.
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a person (usually a guy) that may annoy, disturb, or flat out piss you off til the point you want to dislocate their jaw. someone (most of the time a dude) who talks shit about othr people because they think they r bettr than evry1 but dont make jokes about the little hussies that follow him/them around.
if that mofo bastard dont quit talkin bout her. im kickin his mexican ass!!!
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a combination of the abbreviations shut the fuck up and mother fucker.
"That shirt is u-g-l-y"
"STFU MOFO"
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