(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?
(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.
(Juan) you fucking potato!
What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass
Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!
A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.
"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"
the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato
what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.
Chubby Mexican strip club manager.
Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...
Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff
Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy