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customer service

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.

You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.

by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005

174๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


homegoing service

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.

I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.

by GDWilliams May 15, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Terms of Service

the page at the bottom of the screen that(barely) tells you the rules and regulations about urban dictionary

The Terms of Service is the lamest page on urbandictionary

by Can of Worms November 19, 2006

58๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.

The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!

by Mary March 1, 2004

286๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.

While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.

by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


service turd

a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.

My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!

by professionalpotato April 17, 2016