Your move

Whenever you deliver a witty remark to someone, and completely burn them, you say "Your move, sir/ma'am"

Some dude: Your mama is so stupid, when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed! Your move, dude.

Some OTHER dude: CHECKMATE sir!

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Your Mother

literally "Your mother". A derivation of yo mamma, used as a joke insult for any occasion. It doesn't have to make any sense at all and can be part of a phrase. Often used in a sexual context.

Bob: What'd you do last night?
Bill: Your Mother.

Bob: What did you think of that movie?
Bill: Your Mother

Bob: I'm getting tired of this.
Bill: Your Mother didn't get tired last night.

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Your Mother

A crappy comeback (yet effective if used right) to say if you can't think of a good one.

Guy 1- Yo you suck at this
Guy 2- Your Mother
Guy 1- -_-

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Your father

This definition could not be found.

“Your father went out tho the store to buy some milk. It’s been 14 years.”

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Your boi

The highest level of respect you can give your friend

You have your friend, you have your best friend, then you have your boi

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Your Mom

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

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not on your nellie

a shortened version of "Nelly Duff". Nelly Duff = puff (breath) in Cockney rhyming slang. 'Not on your Nelly' is used to mean 'Not on your life'. "Breath" is synecdochical for "life"

See:
http://www.english-for-students.com/Cockney-Rhyming-Slang-N.html

Steve

There is no way you are going to get money out of me. Not on your nellie.

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