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someone completely idiotic and new yet refuses any help from a professional.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
examples of the language ‘noobish’ :
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
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A noob or n00b is a person that doesn't have experience in something.
What a noob jimmy is. Don't trust him.
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Like the word Newbies being new to something. They are annoying until they are no longer noobs.
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1.) A commonly used word with Call of Duty or any other video game, used to elaborate an inexperienced person who lacks skill.
2.)Fat grease balls who sit down on their computers and look for cheats because we know and they know that they suck at video games.
3.) Team killers
4.) (Spawn)campers
"SkullRaper59 keeps killing his teammates. What a noob!"
"You got teamkilled by KittyKittyMeowMeow173."
"F***ing noob."
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1. The act of mass marketing and mass exposing an owners website in a short amount of time, and with minimal effort involved in the process.
2. Generating cash flow income that is residual in nature and on the same token, highly steady with the limitations created only by the user’s click amount.
3. Slang term for a win-win internet marketing venture. A situation that has all positive reactions and no negative sacrifices.
I earned referral commissions for introducing Noobing to my friend.
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When your beaten in a competitive multiplayer game by a complete noob who has been playing less that a day and you have been playing for years.
Dude, your little brother just noobed me in halo.
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newbie = someone new.
Noob = someone new + someone retarded.
n00bzeros, not o's = someone new + someone retarded + someone trying to be 1337.
nub = someone old + someone retarded + someone trying to be 1337.
And of course, the tard...but that one is self explanitory.
newbie = "Hey guys, im new. What's up?"
Noob = "Sup guyz do you have Naruto so I can download kthx! Oh wait, this is a forum chat nvm okbye!!!1"
n00b = "I|\/| S0 L33T AR3NT 1!"
nub = "LOL REMEMBER ME? I used the nick DarkAngel666 but now I am older so ya !!!11!"
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