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Ejaculating into ones nostril filling it to compasity!
Ted- "Sorry i'm busy Frosting the Nostril."
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This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.
When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.
I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.
The act of closing/pinching one nostril in order to blow snot out of the other. Commonly done during camping, sporting events, or any other outdoor activity in which you lack a tissue.
"Hey Mary! Do you have a tissue?"
"Sorry, Keller. Just do the one nostril shoot. I won't tell."
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When a woman give her man sass and puts his dick up her nose
If you sass me one more time I'll give you floppy nostril syndrome
A person making a very specific prediction - that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.
Friend: Lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
You: Rip One.
Friend: Becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
You: "I knew that would happen. Call me Nostril-damus."
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The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it
"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"
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