mental healthy

used to describe when you're having a complete mental destruction.

I'm very mental healthy right now

healthy grandpa

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills

Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!

healthy where you can

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal

Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.

Chucked a healthy

To avoid covid testing or avoid admitting you have symptoms to dodge isolation and restrictions.

Bro, how’d they let you back over the border coughing like that?

Easy, I chucked a healthy.

Chucked a healthy

Used to avoid covid testing or avoid admitting to covid symptoms to avoid isolation and restrictions.

Bro, how’d you get over the border coughing like that?

Easy, I chucked a healthy.

healthy eater

A person who eats like everyday is Thanksgiving. Endless bowls and plates of food.

You see Vito chowing down? He’s one healthy eater!

Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.

This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.