too much free time

A phrase used by a simple-minded person to demean the creativity, efforts, interests and achievements of another because they do not specifically relate to said simple-minded person's interests. While it is sometimes used when refering to a genuine waste of time, generally its usage pertains to interests that are very much a legitimate way to spend time. There is nothing wrong with having hobbies, even if they aren't mainstream.

Note that this definition is not in reference or response to the previous definition.

Person1: Hey, can you read my short story and tell me what you think of it?

Person2: You spend hours doing something you enjoy doing that requires talent and creativity for the purpose of entertaining yourself and others as well as developing skills that could prove useful outside of said activity? You have too much free time on your hands! I'm gonna go smoke some weed and watch TV.


The reason for all art and culture's existence is humanity having too much free time on its hands.

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too much macaroni sweats

the point of sweating that is similar to when you have eaten an excessive amount of macaroni. it can be described as sweat that you can feel on your forehead, but cannot see when dabbing with a cloth or towel.

Guy 1 "god, i can't eat any more KD, I'm starting to sweat"

Guy 2 " I do believe you are suffering from the too much macaroni sweats."

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You doin too much

The phrase famously used by Ms Mayberry.

Hood jigga: “ look bruh i got my shoe game and my fresh cut with my gucci and ice on my neck.
Ms Mayberry: “you doin too much”

you play too much

somebody messes with you too much and takes jokes too far
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doesn’t stop messing with you

boy: your an ugly ass lmao jk💀
girl: stfu omg you play TOO MUCH

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Eau de too much

An excessive amount of perfume or cologne.

Oh she must be wearing that new scent, eau de too much!

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way too much Hollywood

a person or situation packed with too much drama for your taste

I finally broke up with Jason, and now he's calling me non-stop and showing up at my house crying. This shit is way too much Hollywood for me.

Too much sour cream

When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.

"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!