Nuclear Throne

A game made by Vlambeer where you can play as a slew of characters including a fish, a dandelion, the illuminati, and a shard of amethyst. In the game, you fight enemies such as pigeons with guns and teleporting crystals through way too many levels to reach the legendary radioactive recliner. It starts out "easy" and then turns into pure hell once you get past the final boss.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps on going, getting harder and harder and decreasing my sanity more and more. what did I do to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment?

10/10. Will make you wake up thinking "Damn, I gotta reach that nuclear throne."

also, just a side note, fuck elite sheilders.

Damn, I wish Nuclear Throne did not exist.

nuclear spoon

A person who farts a lot in there sleep because they ate to much food off a spoon.

Jared went out for dinner and came home with a nuclear spoon.

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Nuclear Fallout

When you take a horrible dump, and the smell fills the entire radius of the vicinity. Usually caused by , Taco Bell or other Mexican food properties.

Bill made a Nuclear Fallout in the bathroom, this action took my car out and my mom is burn them to a crisp

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nuclear weapon

A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.

We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.

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Nuclear Submarine

While wearing a Condom for your safety, you dip your cock in Tabasco sauce then jam it in a woman’s ass. The burning sensation that was caused by your submarine would be as if a nuclear bomb went off in her ass!!!

She screamed in pain when I gave her the Nuclear Submarine!

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nuclear piss

Atomic piss, piss that smells worse than shit. Nuclear piss is bright yellow and glows in the dark.

AH!!! watch out he's pissing nuclear piss on us!

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Nuclear Blast

German record label, primarily for power, black, and melodic death metal, and grindcore bands.

One of the best record labels out there. Every band signed to it kicks ass, no questions asked.

Bands signed to Nuclear Blast:
Edguy
Sonata Arctica
Therion
Blind Guardian
Dimmu Borgir
Children of Bodom
Sirenia
Stratovarius

and much more!

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