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A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
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the act of ejaculating then having your girl draw it up into a syringe then she proceeds to inject it into your vain
i just got a nurse betty i feel full of life
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A term not recognized or used by the medical community because it misrepresents work done by advance practice nurses. More appropriately called Nurse Anesthetists (CRNAs), they work under the guidance of a physician who is residency trained and possesses a medical degree - either an MD or DO. Anesthesiologists are physicians, medical doctors who have finished medical school and a rigorous residency training program to provide safe anesthesia care to patients. Nurses may also provide anesthesia, and those nurses have been known for decades as "nurse anesthetists". Recently, the nurse anesthetists have decided to call themselves nurse anesthesiologists in order to mislead and inflate a sense of self worth. The term is not recognized by the American Medical Association or American Osteopathic Association.
I wanted to grow up to become a nurse anesthesiologist but then I learned there was no such thing. I would need to become a medical doctor to be called an anesthesiologist.
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The nickname for popular soft drink Diet Dr Pepper, due to the nurse-like appearance of the white, silver and red packaging.
Lojack: I'm craving a Dr Pepper but I don't want all those calories
Gogo: Girl, you need to make an appointment with Nurse Salt
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When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional
Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse
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Nurse Anesthesiologist:
Because badass miracle worker isn’t an official job title
Don’t worry, I am a nurse anesthesiologist, I have a perfect KO record.
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A super sexy women whose absolute sexiness is only matched by her ability to please.
That's right, you know you like it when nurse pleasure examines you.
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