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The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?
Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.
Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
The combination of grunts, moans,
and the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?
Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.
Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
When you take a live squid and place its hood over your erect penis. Gently move the squid back and fourth until you shoot your white ejaculate into it, thus completing a reverse inking and release the squid back into the wild.
I feel like sex and seafood tonight I better find a squid and do the Nagasaki Nympho and kill two birds with one stone
When you take a live squid and place its hood over your erect penis. Gently move the squid back and fourth until you shoot your white ejaculate into it, thus completing a reverse inking and release the squid back into the wild.
I feel like sex and seafood tonight I better find a squid and do the Nagasaki Nympho and kill two birds with one stone