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A place where they stick a metal razor tiped hose in your rectum to "cleanse the dirty goblins that infect your soul and eat your mind.
Haxaobar screamed as the orderly Kipkinkif insewrted the sharm metal hose into the anus, blood spat upon the clean weathered white walls and he tryed to plead for mercy, thus doctor Choabungga projuced it is good it is nice breath the goblins away i have a big penis in your mom.
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Where bougie meets alcoholism. While royal joke is a quaint "family town" by day it moonlights as a the DUI capital of Michigan. Specializes in dumb shit like having a 'Royal Oak-Beverly Hills' and racist teens.
Seth: "Yo dude you wanna hit downtown Royal Oak?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah bro! Fifth Ave!?"
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The urban suburb of Chicago where bilingual montessori toddlers scooter to piano lessons with their nannies, wearing 100% organic cotton clothes and eating locally sourced honey gelato from the farmers market. Basically, the Chicago version of park slope.
That organic juice cafe and waldorf indoor play space is going out of business? move them to Oak Park, they'll do well.
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The paradigm/epitome of suckish/shitty music in band form from Bangor, Maine.
"Hey dude, did you see Heart of the Oak last night?"
"WTF, I would rather eat a spoon."
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Fair Oaks, CA. Chicken Town. Known for its chickens, red bridge and the bluffs. Everyone from hippies to rednecks love Fair Oaks.
K: hey bro, wanna go kick it in Arden Park?
E: No man ima go chill at the bluffs in Fair Oaks
N: Chickens?? DO you live in the country?
m: No bro im from Fair Oaks.
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sexy lead guitarist of pop rock band The Higher.
recently left the higher to start a solo career.
person #1: "That Tom Oakes is so hot right now"
person #2: "You can say that again."
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A man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina while she is on her period after performing anal sex. The penis looks like a bloody piece of wood.
I was giving it to her up the back side when I slipped into troubled waters. She was on her rag and gave me a bad case of Scarlet oak.
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