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The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."
"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"
"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."
"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."
"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."
"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."
"Shut the fuck up Mary."
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An unorignal "show" where objects are the main characters.
The main audience is 6 - 8 year olds that don't understand the concept of "originality".
Examples include: BFDI, Inanimate Insanity, and many more horrors that are just lying on the internet for you to watch.
Wow, Jacob! Look at this shit! It's an Object Show!
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If you are carrying a large enough object in your hands, observers will simply think you are going where you are supposed to be going, and doing what you are supposed to be doing. Useful in mischievous endeavors.
Large Object Theory occurs if you walk by a staff meeting carrying three large crates, people will assume that those crates need to be somewhere, and you have been assigned to the task. They won't stop you to insist you attend the meeting.
THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.
My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.
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the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.
Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
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Pink dildo from dank memer
Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory
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This is what Jonah Marais is. He is known as a sex object(in his video he made).
Have you ever heard of Jonah Marais?
Yay he is the quite the sex object dude. Right?
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