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Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.
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When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
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You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
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someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
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A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.
- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."