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to stick your pointer and middle finger up a persons butt in a brief motion.
You better shut up johnny before I give you the oklahoma finisher.
when eating a girl out doggie style, and she projectile shits on your face.
Suzy got a hold of a bad taco and gave her boyfriend an oklahoma moonpie.
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A guarantee that isn't really a guarantee. Usually consists of "I'll be damned if it doesn't work," "if it breaks, you can call me a son of a bitch," and "if it breaks in two, you can keep both the pieces!"
Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.
The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.
Products made in China come with the Oklahoma Guarantee.
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Gore, America. Nothing like it. Population=900. Small town where there is nothing better to do but go backroadin by the Illinois River or do drugs with the Mayor. Located by Lake Tenkiller and in the number one meth county, Sequoyah County. People from this town know everything about everyone and have nothing better to do but gossip. Main attractions-hillbillies, drug addicts in Harps or Rainbow Mart, Kissin cousins, and 14 year old "moms to be". Gore...also known as the "Trout Capital of the World.
Where are you from? Gore, Oklahoma...confusion...its by Lake Tenkiller.
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Banging two fat chicks and busting a nut in one of their belly buttons and making the other fat chick drink it out
I had the beer goggles on last night and ended up with two fat girls. At least I was able to get an Oklahoma Hunkachunk in there.
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When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima
Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!
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When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??
Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!