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An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.
"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."
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Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.
Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.
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Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.
John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.
Richard: Are they nice?
John: Three words. Flat and saggy.
Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
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A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
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When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.
The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
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When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.
Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.
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The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.
Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.
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