oooh look kevins up to her old tricks again
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one of the dopest souls youβll ever meet. has a beautiful loving, heart even though sometimes his logic is very stupid, his hearts in the right place, but only a few can see this through him. he has great taste in music, swears heβs slow in school but is actually very intelligent, has the prettiest eyes and a vibe like no other. a person definitely destined for greatness.
kevin is listening to lil skies, minding his business, far from the bullshit.
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a 300 pound person who strokes himself every day and may seem like he is straight but is the gayest in the world and gets it in the butt by a person named chuck lowe. He screams daddy all day and owns 15 dildos
Chuck: I am going to stick my 3 foot dick in Kevin
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verb: 1) The act of making something or someone Kevin-like.
2)-d; modified in nature by Kevin, or by someone who makes it like Kevin.
1) "The boy was very uncool, so we had to Kevinate him"
2) "Look at that place, it is totally Kevinated..."
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Fucking Blick asf guy always catch him running from the fed for finessing a Nandoβs meal.
Kevin you mother fucking Nandoβs smuggler
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To sign off abruptly on someone.
Guy 1: Hey did you talk to him about saturday?
Guy 2: I couldn't, he pulled a kevin on me.
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