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(n)The penultimate cock-blocker, male or female. A person who will employ wit, good looks, charm, force- anything at their immediate disposal to spoil one's chances of hooking up with an attractive and available female in the room.
also:
(v) to cock block
watch out for Brock- he'll Todd you all night so long as there are chicks around
Jeanie is such a Todd- as soon as Jane walks in she goes on about the roller derby!
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To prematurely make a congratulatory remark to an appointment during a Contest ment to ginx the Contest, either by having the opponent let down their guard and thereby giving Todd (or someone else) an edge or by Todd-magic outright.
"Hey James, looks like I have no chance to comeback this week in fantasy football, good game".
This is a Todd statement because I at no time believed Todd would lose, thereby giving the opponent a false sense of security.
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(verb) to black out; drink yourself stupid; consume large volumes of alcohol in incredibly, irresponsibly short time frames resulting in incredibly irresponsible decisions, i.e. motorboating random females, putting peanut butter on your dick for your favorite neighborhood dog
"Damn bro I todd'd the fuck out yesterday and woke up with a 42 yr old Filipino stripper with three eye brows." "I'm never todding again." "Fuck this - let's todd."
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The king of lies and deception. Has Speech 100.
Todd Howard said, "Fallout 76 will have 16 times the detail."
Todd Howard said, "Get this canvas bag with collectors edition."
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1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.
He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.
Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.
2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.
1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile
2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!
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A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)
“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley
The perfect description of Alex the Rambler
Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.
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A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.
I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.
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