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A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
"Everyone likes boobs, even gay men!"
"I love your boobs. They are so large and so firm!"
Girl: We need new pillows.
Guy: Why? What's wrong with your boobs?
the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"
guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
He: Where are you?
Me: Hiking
He: Where?
Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.
Doing something to end up having sex with someone.
Guy # 1: Why'd you buy your girlfriend all that crap anyways?
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).