This Is My Swamp

When Shrek grabs you and puts you on your knees and makes love to your anus.

Shrek whispered into my ear "This is my Swamp."

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my swamp

my swamp means that is THEIR crib, THEIR house, THEIR territory, man.

My brother: *enters my room*

Me: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

Not My Bag

To not be of someone's 'thing,' interest, taste or expertise. A polite way of saying that you have no interest whatsoever in what is being suggested or discussed. Can also be used in admitting ignorance of a certain subject.

Compare 'bag' to cup of tea. Perhaps derived from 'bag of tea.'

1. Guy: Want to come to the body building show with me this Sunday?
Gal: Uh, no, that's not my bag.

2. Fellow: Do you know any jazz clubs around here?
Buddy: Sorry, that's not really my bag.

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My Baby

A Detroit Term of endearment used without gender restriction or romantic relation. Usually a filler or name replacement.

What’s up my baby? What’s the deal my baby?
That’s my baby.

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my grey

Someone who once made you happy to be here.
Someone that now you dont talk to anymore.
There is no hatred or saddness towards them just completely nothing. Just numb.

He/she are my grey now...why couldnt they stay as my yellow?

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My man

1. A term used to describe one's male significant other (boyfriend, husband, sugar daddy, etc.)

2. An informal, casual greeting among friends. By extension, it could also be used as a platonic term of endearment similar to "bro."

3. An expression used to describe satisfaction or amazement at someone's capabilities.

1 "I'm taking my man on a cruise to Mexico next month."

2 "My man! How ya doing?"

3 -"Yo I singlehandedly kept 'watermelon sugar' at the top of Urban Dictionary's trending list."

-"My man!"

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my purple

the first person you’ve ever truly love. the one girl/boy you will never fully lose feelings for. the one that defined the way you want you next relationships to be similar too. the person who no matter, how if your friends or not you’ll always wonder how they are and if even the littlest piece of them misses you.

“i miss my purple”
“my purple’s name is tyler”

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