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Bad history of someone due to unreputable actions from the previous years
Chequered past continued to haunt the old lady.
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The fecal byproduct of excessive alcohol consumption in conjunction with low quality foods.
I had such a massive load of binge paste this morning, it took an hour to trickle out of my ass.
Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.
Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."
Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.
Brittany is taco pasting my car.
A mentally challenged (often blonde) child, who despite his Dad’s wishes, uses WAY too much toothpaste.
“Dang it Mom, Holden is being a freakin’ paste muncher again.”
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When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.
That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?