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bob the blob

the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.

bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass

by odedodo1 February 11, 2019


Theel blob

A blob of joint compound or spackling compound that has been painted over without sanding it smooth to blend in with the wall.

When you patch holes in drywall, you need to sand the compound smooth to blend in with the wall before painting over it. Otherwise, you will leave behind an ugly mess over the patched area, called a Theel blob.

Jordan: Hey, Dad, I would like to paint my room a different color.
Dad: OK, but you're gonna have to do it yourself. I'll buy the paint and other stuff you need, but I'm not doing any of the work.
Jordan: Thanks, Dad! And that's OK, I know how to do it myself. I'm even gonna patch a bunch of holes and dents in the walls.
Dad: OK. Just make sure you sand the compound really well after it dries. I don't want to see any Theel blobs.

by Jordan_17 September 5, 2011


google blobs

some Discord server that became nitro-only because of salty cucklords from Reddit

"aw man fuckin google blobs sucks now"

by asdfjkl,xmzcbh May 22, 2017

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hammer blob

A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.

"Christ mate, she looked like she on the hammer blob, if you know what I mean."

by Rogue89 January 17, 2008

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blob strop

Female Premenstrual Syndrome. The time once a month when your lovely gentle lady turns into the psycho bitch whore from hell

"hey Bob, Did the Missus like the flowers you got her on Friday?"

"Nah,she was having a blob strop and I amost got 'em stuck up my arse"

by Chez1974 August 31, 2007

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joe blob

code for a blow job. the joe blob has a classy sound to it and adds a synonym to the small arsenal of words to describe a blow job. its just an overall feel good word.

How the word came to be.

Al: "I just need to get laid."
Zach: "I would just settle for a joe blob."

by Dr. Joe Blob May 8, 2008

80๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


kinky blob

A cow. See cow

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003

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