WASP nest

A large gathering of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. or a large population of WASPS in one place.

Vermont. Most of the Prep schools that don't have a shit load of Asians. the Republican national convention. Most sub-urbs. Yacht clubs. Country clubs. Salt lake city. Klan rally.

mom: the brochure said that it "supported Diversity" were there a lot of other black folk there?
Son: no mom it was a Wasp Nest. If I was selling Sunblock and wine coolers I would have cleaned up.

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Robins Nested

When a girl teases a guy so much that he gets so turned on and his balls start to hurt... because nothing happens

robins nest = blue eggs = blue balls

Nerissa didn't let Marc finish he got robins nested

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nest egg

a cache of money saved for a specific purpose (such as an emergency)

They went for the nest egg but forgot where it was.

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ass nest

The nest of toilet paper constructed by some people so their ass does not have to touch the toilet seat. Most often found in public restrooms or port-a-potties.

"Joe left his ass nest on the toilet seat again, I had to knock it off with my foot"

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nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

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bird nest

When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.

Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.

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rat's nest

A situation or condition that is characterized by messiness, disorder, disarray, and/or confusion. Commonly used in the technology sector to refer to a software design or implementation that is hopelessly convoluted and difficult to understand - analogous to how a rat might construct its nest (haphazardly and hastily thrown together from whatever materials happened to be readily available at the time).

"I tried to figure out which wire was causing the problem, but there's a veritable rat's nest of wires, chords and cables down there."

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