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When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!
Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!
Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!
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The slow, slow, shuffling forward, usually while wearing slippers and a hospital gown, of a mental patient who has been rendered nearly catatonic by the tranquilizer thorazine
Willie did the thorazine shuffle down the hallway to his room
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That sound when lazy ass hood rats who wear their house shoes everywhere can't be bothered to pick up their feet when they walk.
Damn girl, pick up yo' feet. The sound of your ghetto shuffle makes me want to stab you in the face.
Is a combination of movements & foot sequences that leave on-lookers begging for more. You can perform the shanahan shuffle anywhere you prefer tho the dance floor is most suitable. You must have genuine super smile while doing it, because most important is the positive energy you create around you.
Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.
The Shanahan Shuffle is a combination between Michael Jackson and White Boy Style yet so dangerously in rhythm/movement it draws people to want to smile & dance with you.
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The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.
guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."
guy 2- "So, just tuck it."
guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"
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The most effective way to move the least amount of distance while exerting the maximum amount of effort.
Jim: you okay dude?
Tom: Yeah bro, I just did legs so ill have to Gilyard shuffle back to my car.
Jim: But your house is right next door?
Tom: so? Fuck logic. Valley Forge Hooah.
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The awkward shuffling and lunging that happens when one attempts to walk accross the path of a slow-moving car (usually in a parking lot). The pedestrian, in an act of benevolence, signals for the car to keep going, only to be waved on by the driver. Both the driver and the pedestrian then wave to thank the other, both thinking that it is there turn to go. Both go, only to realize the other is moving as well. What follows is a series of false starts by both parties. The driver's actions are similar to those involved in "yoking the whip", yet are in a completely different context and have a completely different rationale.
Where were you? I thought you were right behind us...
-Yo, I was about to follow you guys into Taco Bell but this fool coming out of the drive through had me doing the "California Shuffle" for like 5 minutes straight.
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