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Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


time

1. a bitch in real life
2. similar to an entire redwood tree up your ass.
3. scientific bullshit used to screw the working class over.

1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!

by I did hilton sisters, angelina jolie, mishca barton, and gauge all at once. May 3, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


On timing

Something our lord and savior daddy rage has made a thing. Basically when somebody is balling out or bein dat nigga. Friendly reminder to pray to lord rage and Grunt Lives Matter ๐Ÿ—ฃ

They way flight was clapping his tight little bussy on rages fat humungocock showed us he was on timing

by Kingkenyatta15 July 3, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Time

A system to keep a look on events.

n/a

by vermin October 22, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Time

The man everyone fears on Xbox Live. The master of quickscoping, as well as pwning n00bs' 24/7.

Rhys committed suicide because Time pwned him on COD so frickin hard.

by SlowCheetah December 2, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


time

it's the thing you're wasting right now

STOP WASTING TIME YOU BARFBAG

by agent armchair September 12, 2016


time

something we are all short on. but that is just fucked up. we should have unlimited time in this fucking world!!!!

We are running out of time!!!

by singleteen April 17, 2018