get one's kit off

UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.

"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."

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bite one's head off

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.

<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!

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Off one's rocker

To get angry, frustrated, or irritated to the point that you suffer a tantrum of sorts

Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l

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off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.

The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.

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Bust one off

The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.

Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back