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UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.
"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."
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To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.
<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!
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To get angry, frustrated, or irritated to the point that you suffer a tantrum of sorts
Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l
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Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.
The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.
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The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.
Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...
to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick