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Also known as OSSD.
When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.
Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!
*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
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The well known expanded phrase for the commonly abbreviated STOP sign. Also, describes the process of expelling feces onto a McDonalds Big Mac.
Woa! Did you see that? That guy just blew that shit taking opposite pounder!
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you say that when you love someone so much.
When opposites attract, I overdose
A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.
Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.
The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}
David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
Someone who does things your boyfriend or girlfriend would do for you when you do not have a significant other.
My Best friend Opposite Sex about to come cheer me up.
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when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????
you:because you hafta look in your apps
Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????
you: no you hafta look in your apps!
Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!
you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
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Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice
OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!
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