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Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011


Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.

Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!

by MagikarpTheMighty November 26, 2016


Answers

Something you can't get from people who didn't even think to ask the question.

I'm not unwilling to give answers but I'm called the paragon of patience for a reason.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

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ass answer

Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.

Someone called me but I think I just ass answered.

by Industrio Melman April 27, 2003

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Yahoo Answers

A worthless, chaotic and downright useless source for information. A breeding ground for thirteen year olds, whiny crybabies on both sides of the political spectrum and arrogant, supercilious nimrods who think they’re the peak of human brilliance because they’ve answered enough questions to be on “Level 90” or some such number even though such an achievement requires the right quantity–not quality–of their answers.

While it is not without its flaws, Quora is a much better website to turn to for answers to your questions. Yahoo Answers can hang.

by Arthur Van Graff February 24, 2018

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The Answer Group

The worst company to work for. Run for your lives!

I started working at TAG and my life is ruined. TAG SUCKS

by TAG's Bitch March 20, 2004

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answers in genesis

A bunch of people who dogmatically hold the Bible as inerrant and litteral, and bend all facts to suit that purpose.

Let's go look for an institution with bad science! How about Answers in Genesis?

by Me47 January 9, 2011

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